I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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