drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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