Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I still have a little drunk in my system
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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