this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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