There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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