I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just found a bag of teeth...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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