Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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