Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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