There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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