Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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