the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
When are your genitals available?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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