I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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