Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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