I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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