You can't special order awesome
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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