Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
