hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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