i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
