Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I don't think brook has ever known best
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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