I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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