no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Terrible idea I love it
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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