Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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