Joe is yelling at the trees again.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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