You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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