doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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