Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
What happened to fro yo and sex?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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