I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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