It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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