I'm really into asian looking animals
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wish there were birth control emojis
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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