i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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