Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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