Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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