Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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