remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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