At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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