beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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