a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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