Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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