like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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