Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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