an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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