yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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