...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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