just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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