what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
