your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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