you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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