So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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