I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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