She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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