Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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