before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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