I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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