marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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