u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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