Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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