Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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