I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
His hands were made for my vagina.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
