i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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