Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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