so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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