i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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