i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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